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October 20, 2020 by Lisa Martinovic
Shakespeare says No to Trump!
Bard endorses Biden in full-throated repugnance for would-be tyrant! During the Shakespeare/Trump debate, when the President was asked what steps his campaign has been taking to try to infect Biden, Trump declined to answer on the grounds that it might tend to incriminate him. But he couldn’t resist pointing out that Biden was already a ‘loser,’ didn’t need to be dead like all those stupid D-Day soldiers buried in France. Fox News reported that, in off-camera remarks at the top of the long-sought town hall, Trump demanded that Shakespeare remove his mask. The man courteously declined, saying he still needed to live to write King Lear, The Tempest, and what-have-you. Trump scolded him for disloyalty, called him a wimp and in retaliation ordered Mitch McConnell to rewrite all 37 plays — and burn the discredited versions — so that the Bad Guys always win. Note. He has not fully settled on someone to rewrite the Lone Ranger, in which the main character is a killer and a Bad Guy. Just then Hamlet’s father’s ghost — making a guest appearance, courtesy of Paramount Pictures — suddenly materialized and declared “Trump poisoned me too!” “Did not,
September 22, 2020 by Lisa Martinovic