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Tirades

Tirades, also known as Polemics, Diatribes, Rants, or in this case E-Rants.

The Original “Ancient” Tirades
These include two as old as the 1970s, originally appearing in my longest-ever novel “Get Even with the Man,” set in San Francisco, Baltimore and Mexico City.

A portion of my readers — of which I could myself be part — have found these fundamentally unintelligible. Logically, that is. Rhetorically and emotionally I believe they work. You judge. [more…]

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April 3, 2013 by Jerry Kurtz

Second-Try Tirade Against Sightseeing (Get It Right Jerry!)

Sorry if my previous Tirade Against Sightseeing didn’t satisfy you. Don’t worry, no more about Juliet’s breast or balcony or Verona. This time we’ll make it a story, true of course. And to be on the safe side we’ll set it in Indonesia. In Sulawesi, that crazy shaped island, a few decades back called “Celebes,” and known for Celebes coffee. But that was then. (Peet’s still sells “Sulawesi-Kalosi” coffee, which in fact is my favorite blend.)

My late wife Grace and I have arrived from Jakarta at Makassar, a city which in that period was known as Ujung Pandang, and knocked around a few days. This is on the west coast of the southwest corner of the island, and not to be confused with the Bugis-dominated area (with their famous huge cargo-heavy sailboats plying the region) on the east coast of this southwest arm.

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April 3, 2013 by Jerry Kurtz

Tirade Against Front-Enders

Tirade Against Front-Enders Including Certain Friends of Mine

To see the background for this third tirade, go to “About Tirades.”

What you Front-Enders are missing: the last 4 minutes of Barry White’s “Your Sweetness Is My Weakness.” (Are you a Front-Ender? — someone that listens to 25 seconds of a song before skipping to the next? — or even 10 seconds? If so, this diatribe is directed at you.)

Yes, sometimes the Front-End is building a foundation for what can happen if you — yes, you out there, the listener — are willing to open yourself. Open to a transforming experience. A transforming experience that you Front-Enders miss out on. Sad?

Okay, take Buena Vista Social Club’s “Pueblo Nuevo” — you miss out on the overwhelming charms that can blow you away with their beauty, its climbing trumpet crescendo at 4 or 5 minutes in.
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December 15, 2012 by Jerry Kurtz

Harsh Talk re: Fate; Apology

Everything that happens is a coincidence and all the purveyors of cause and logical sequence are illusion-mongers.  The event is primary; the sooner we get hold of this wisdom the richer will be the succession of instants that makes up our lives. 

Nothing that happens is probable.  Say that analysis shows you have 1 chance of running into your mother downtown and 999 chances of running into “nobody.”  Yet each of those 999 chances is distinct.  In one case my (your) attention is caught by an Indian craft shop, which I enter, seeing a boy in a purple suit smoking a cigar.  In another I get mental pictures of going swimming last year in North Carolina.  The point is, meeting my mother downtown is — objectively — no more startling than meeting no one I know and thinking about swimming in North Carolina; they are equally improbable.  Yet it is only in the mother-meeting — no more special than the others, no less unspecial — that our minds go to town and start to question the supposed plodding dullness of everyday life.
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December 15, 2012 by Jerry Kurtz

No Clock in the Forest

The more indifferent we are to received (i.e., established) ideas the better we can see what’s happening.*

When was America discovered?  When was Tricia Nixon’s wedding? What is the correct chronology for the following events: the killings at Kent State University, the freeing of Huey P. Newton, the moon reaches its 73rd consecutive fullness (excluding times before 1900) without an eclipse in San Francisco, the Tupamaros capture Dan A. Mitrione in Montevideo, Jonathan Jackson tries to kidnap Judge Harold Haley and others, the earth is “created” from condensing clouds of gases/matter and what-have-you?  Who won the World Series in 1962 and in which game?

Yet nature is made better by no mean
But nature makes that mean; so, over that art
Which you say adds to nature, is an art
That nature makes. You see, sweet maid, we marry
A gentler scion to the wildest stock,
And make conceive a bark of baser kind
By bud of nobler race: this 1s an art
Which does mend nature, change it rather, but
The art itself is nature.

— Shakespeare, The Winter’s Tale

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